I've been getting messy again. After a visit to the seaside, I land up plastered in crust pies and gunged with custard. Mack Sennett studios often featured bathing beauties, so I decided to give it a go. He also said that Mothers weren't supposed to get hit by pies, only Mothers-In-Law. What I forgot was that I am both!

My first video is now available. After putting on my clown face and slipping into my clown costume, I receive an introduction to pie throwing. Pie after pie is thrown at my face until its totally plastered in cream and crust. Only real whipped cream pies are used. All put into a pie crust and topped off with a cherry, in true clown style.

I wish I was at the seaside to be on the end of one of her pies. Simply Flantastic!

Do clowns get more sexier than this? Patsy is stunning as a clown and takes the pies so well. I can't wait to see more from her...

I wish i was the one on the receiving end, patsy clearly loves a pie in the face and she looks great in her clown costume. Patsy takes the pies really well and i wish i was her.