I've been getting messy again. After a visit to the seaside, I land up plastered in crust pies and gunged with custard. Mack Sennett studios often featured bathing beauties, so I decided to give it a go. He also said that Mothers weren't supposed t...

My first video is now available. After putting on my clown face and slipping into my clown costume, I receive an introduction to pie throwing. Pie after pie is thrown at my face until its totally plastered in cream and crust. Only real whipped cre...