Peter Pastry makes his video debut, as the lucky bugger gets destroyed by me.

Dressed as a Police Officer in full clown face, Peter has been playing away with Bertha the Baker. Patsy has got wind of this and traps him as he enters the bakery.

Patsy subjects Peter to several dough pies to his face, followed by a bowl of freshly prepared dough.

Next it's five bottles of stinky salad cream, five bottles of ketchup (including some down the inside of his trousers) and five bottles of brown sauce. Finally he gets three bottles of Branston pickle on the head.

As a final show of humiliation, Patsy places his cap back on top of his head.

Patsy plays up to the camera winking, smiling and showing off her messy creation throughout.

This is definitely my best video yet. I have bought a tripod, so better video overall.