Patsy's Medieval Maiden Pie and Savoury Plastering
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Producer: Patsy PastryFollow our store batter  cake  cream  custard  flour  pastries  pies
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"Pie, face, female, clown, slapstick, savoury, humiliation"
Patsy is dressed as a medieval Maiden in full white clown make up.

I have been naughty and deserve to be taught a lesson. The king has decreed that it's to be a thorough, humiliating and stinky lesson.

First comes five deep filled thick flour paste (cake batter) pies to my face. Each topped with sauce.

Second is bottles of ketchup as I have a hot dog roll forced into my mouth. A full head gunging. I then hold tomato slices up to my eyes.

Third is a hot dog in the mouth, as my head is engulfed in brown sauce. I hold boiled egg slices up to my eyes.

Fourth is a gunging of Branston pickle. I stand there as the brown chunks run down my face.

Already a stinky silly mess, lastly comes salad cream as I hold a celery stick in my mouth. After my head turns yellow, I hold cucumber slices up to my eyes.

I then play in the mess as there is a close up of my bare feet squelching in the mess.

This is a total stinky, head engulfing humiliation of my pretty clown head.

File count:1
Total size:728.37MB
Runtime:8 mins, 12 secs
Released:5/17/24
Produced:2024
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Product ID:Patsy 4
Reviews:3
Views:1792
Scene ID:83861
Tagged:Female
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Reviews from Paying Customers:

"The best sploshing clown on UMD"
Really loving Patsy's work. To me she is like the new Clown Julie. The pies are amazing and all the mess is fantastic. Keep it coming Patsy x.

pieguy_eastyorks 6/16/24
"Trashed and humiliated!"
In this video, Patsy gets the ultimate humilation, and ends up as a defeated pile of slop. The facial expressions are great. It starts off with a gooey pie smashed in Patsys clown-painted face, with a great reaction. This is followed by the slow destruction, with more pies smashed in her face, and globs of ketchup, gravy, and cream poured over her head and face. She also gets a hot dog, roll, and celery stalk shoved in her mouth, along with tomatoes on her eyes. Patsy looks amazing in her clown face, black wig, and outfit, before she is covered with all the mess. Anyone who likes seeing a messy clown will love this.

Allpiedup 5/20/24
"Top pies and Patsy gets saucy."
Another great scene from Patsy. This has some super pie hits, and the thick flour paste pies, gloop down her face. Then the topping, an assortment of stinky savoury sauces poured over her head, resulting an almighty trashing. For silent clown slapstick this is superb and well worth it. The facial expressions are great and like Patsy covered in all that savoury gloop, you'll relish this scene.

LeRex 5/20/24
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